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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Bama Joke #082

Q. Did you hear about the Tennessee student that got killed getting a drink of water?

A. The commode lid fell on his/her head.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 30, 2008

New wave drives hope for Tide
“These young players and how they respond to the challenges in the SEC is certainly going to go a long way to determine how much success this team can have and how much this team will actually improve,” Saban said.

“Julio Jones has been everything I heard he could be,” Antoine Caldwell said. “It’s not often a guy comes in from high school and is as good as everyone talked about right away. He’s as fast as I thought, stronger than I thought. He’s got a lot of star potential.”

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Bama Quote #069

"Willie Wyatt is a walking nightmare for centers."
-- Coach Bill Curry talking about his nose guard in 1989.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 29, 2008

Saban looks to lift Tide
“I think, through the years, players have changed dramatically, and there’s a lot of different personalities at play now,” Saban said. “I think your ability to motivate, reach and affect these personalities — but not let their personalities be divisive to the team chemistry — is a key to being successful.”

Game of my Life
A book by a bunch of former Bama players telling their story and the game of their lives. The whole book is not available, but this is a great preview.

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You Might Be... #073

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

  • The primary color of your car is "bondo."
  • Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school athletic event.
  • You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
  • You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
  • You've hitched a ride back to Knoxville in the back of a hog truck; AND, once you got there, no one noticed the smell.
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Monday, July 28, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 28, 2008

Next 25 years could be an interesting time in Southeastern Conference
Twenty-five years ago, Bear Bryant died and the next SEC coaching legend, Steve Spurrier, was in the USFL; the SEC had 10 members; conferences couldn't negotiate their own TV deals; the SEC football championship game was a decade away; and the SEC's first black football coach wouldn't arrive for another two decades. The SEC distributed $9.53 million to its members in 1983, compared to $127.2 million to 12 members in 2008. Imagine what 2033 will look like.

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Bama Joke #081

Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?

A: The Auburn Homecoming Parade.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bama Quote #068

"Well, this is the second time this season that Florida has found itself trailing in a ballgame, they were down 7-0 against Kentucky. There are few truths in an uncertain world, but here's one, this ain't Kentucky"
-- CBS Broadcaster Verne Lundquist comment during the 2005 Alabama Florida game ‘Bama went on to win 31-3

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

You Might Be... #072

You might be an Auburn fan if...

  • Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help him take the wheels off.
  • You think potted meat on a cracker is an hors d'ouvre.
  • There's a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your house.
  • You think a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
  • Less than half your cars run.
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Friday, July 25, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 25, 2008

Sudden Impact!
Senior center Antoine Caldwell always thought his recruiting class was "pretty good," maybe even the best he had witnessed as a player at Alabama. Not anymore. "Right now, this whole freshman class has got me real excited about what's coming," Caldwell said. "I'm telling you, whatever the 'It' is, they've got it. I've got to credit coach (Nick) Saban — and some of us with the time we put in — getting those guys. I just haven't seen a group that wants it as bad as they do."

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Bama Joke #080

Q: How many Tennessee students does it take to make popcorn?

A: Eleven. One to hold the pan and ten to shake the stove.

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bama Quote #067

"I just want to thank God for blessing me with some athletic talent and letting me play for the University of Alabama."
-- Derrick Thomas in accepting the Butkus Trophy in 1988.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 23, 2008

Bryant made Waldrep part of the Alabama football family
Perhaps more than any college player who never actually played for the University of Alabama, Kent Waldrep has become a part of the Crimson Tide football family. Former UA coach Paul “Bear” Bryant made sure of that after Waldrep, a defensive back for TCU, was paralyzed from an injury he suffered in a game between the Horned Frogs and Crimson Tide in 1974.

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You Might Be... #071

You might be a Tennessee fan if...
  • You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.
  • You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
  • The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
  • You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
  • You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 22, 2008

Glamour coaches of the SEC
The SEC probably has the most imposing lineup of head coaches of any league in the country, with almost half of its coaches (five) having won a national championship. In his first head coaching job (Toledo in 1990), Saban led his team to a conference title, a wonderful start to a big-time coaching career. In 12 years as a college head coach (Toledo, Michigan State, LSU and Alabama), he's won 99 games and a national title (LSU).

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Bama Joke #079

Q. Why was the Auburn football team late for last year's game?

A. Because every time they passed a sign for 'Clean Restrooms,' they did.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 21, 2008

SEC race could be wide open
Nick Saban has drawn rave reviews for his 2008 signing class, which features several freshmen capable of making immediate contributions. Of particular interest is former Foley High wideout Julio Jones, whom Sporting News believes "is a combination of (NFL stars) Randy Moss and Larry Fitzgerald." Jones and his classmates will meld with a core of experienced players to create what could be the Tide's most intriguing team in years. The offensive line, anchored by tackle Andre Smith and center Antoine Caldwell, is considered one of the nation's 10 best units.

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Bama Quote #066

"Coach, make sure someone is counting the defensive players for Alabama, I know I counted thirteen guys!”

--Gino Torretta 1992 Miami Quarterback

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

You Might Be... #070

You might be an Auburn fan if...

  • Your and your wife's family reunion are one and the same.
  • You've never stayed in a hotel without stealing something.
  • Your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday.
  • Your back porch is bigger than your house.
  • Your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Bama Joke #078

Q: Why don't you see many Auburn Pharmacist?

A: They can't figure out how to put the medicine bottles in the printer!



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Friday, July 18, 2008

Bama Quote #065

“What was my first impression of Leroy Jordan? Well, I was in the cafeteria my freshman year at Alabama. It was my first meal with the team and I was a little nervous. Suddenly I heard this awful grinding and cracking noise coming from the table across from me. When I looked over where the noise was coming from there was this angry looking bear of a man chewing and staring me right in the eyes. I looked away and said nothing of it until he left the cafeteria. I asked the guys who it was and what was the noise I heard? A teammate, Ray Ogden, said ‘that was Leroy Jordan’. Ray reached over and grabbed Leroy’s plate and put it on the table for me to see. He had been eating fried chicken legs and there was nothing left but twelve knuckles from the ends of the bones. Leroy was eating the bones along with the meat. What kind of a man eats bones? One of the guys said, ‘that’s nothing…you should hear him when we have T-bone steaks.’ Needless to say I always gave Mr. Jordan the utmost respect.
-- Joe Namath (from Tide Talk)

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

You Might Be... #069

You might be a Tennessee fan if...
  • Your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday.
  • Your wife answers to "Cuz."
  • Your husband chews the same brand of tobacco as your mother-in-law.
  • You have season tickets for the tractor pull.
  • Your family talks just like professional wrestlers.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 16, 2008

College Football’s Seven Most Overrated Coaches
The list I have compiled consists of coaches young and old. They are all in charge of teams in power conferences and/or programs with long, established traditions. In my estimation, they have lived off of their reputations for too long.

The Tide is High and is Rising
Risers?
And... Alabama... Take a look at the Tide's prospect list. Count the guys from the state of Alabama, then start picturing what Alabama's class is going to look like as it gets most of the guys in state it's after again. It's going to be tough to keep the Tide out of the top five.

Fallers?
[...] Auburn has 18 commitments and may have peaked at 15.


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Bama Joke #077

Q: How do you complement a Tennessee fan?

A: Nice tooth.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bama Quote #064

"Folks, this is the greatest individual defensive effort I have ever witnessed."
-- CBS announcer Brent Musburger talking about Derrick Thomas in the 1988 Penn State game.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 14, 2008

How the 1926 Rose Bowl Legitimized Southern Football
There is no doubt The University of Alabama has a tremendous football tradition. Since its beginning in 1892, the Crimson Tide have played in over 1,100 football games. They have won over 780 of their contests, good enough to be among the best in the country all time. Legendary coach Paul "Bear" Bryant won 323 of them. Twenty-eight seasons have seen 10 or more wins. Twelve of those wins have contributed to National Titles, but none of the title victories was more important than the first one.

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You Might Be... #068

You might be an Auburn fan if...
  • You can't spell your name without looking at your belt.
  • You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
  • You have three first names.
  • The cockroaches left you a note saying, "Clean this place up!"
  • Someone says that your mother wears army boots and you say, "So?"

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bama Joke #076

Q: Did you hear about the Auburn athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic games?

A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Bama Quote #063

"If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards."
-- Coach Bryant’s favorite saying

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 11, 2008

SEC coaches find pros have many cons
Spurrier, Bobby Petrino and Nick Saban all left the NFL in shocking fashion — stunning and angering loyal fans and organizations with the way they departed. But they left behind the feeling that none of the trio could get away soon enough.

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You Might Be... #067

You might be a Tennessee fan if...
  • You can name the entire cast of The Dukes of Hazzard, but not your state's govenor.
  • You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.
  • Your cap size is higher than your S.A.T. score.
  • Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
  • You've ever worn camouflage pants to church.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 10, 2008

And they say Alabama fans are crazy ...
The Oklahoman has debunked an online report that spread earlier Wednesday about two Oklahoma Sooners quarterbacks getting busted at a party with more than five kilograms of cocaine. This "story" was only an elaborate fraud. Yet it spread like wildfire on the Internet message boards and was even reported on Texas radio stations.

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Bama Joke #075

Q: Hear about the Tennessee fan who lost $50 on the football game?

A: He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay!

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 9, 2008

Coach Phil Fulmer's Contract Great for Other 11 SEC Teams
Tennessee has no "buzz," and it's hard for Fulmer to compare to Urban Meyer or Mark Richt or Nick Saban on the "cool" or "it" scale when out recruiting these kids, who see old, overweight guys who've been around a long time (guys like Phil)l as yesterday's news and completely out of touch with their generation.

Tennessee is going to slip right along with their administration's standards and expectations—and the rest of the SEC is going to be loving it.

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Bama Quote #062

"Travis (Carroll) was a part of this team and it hurts to lose him, but the truth is, I was planning on starting this year whether Travis was here or not."
-- Marvin Constant #45, 1999.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

You Might Be... #066

You might be an Auburn fan if...

  • You regularly answer the question "What have you been doing lately?" with "Partying."
  • You can readily describe the taste of squirrel.
  • There is not room for one more bumper sticker on your car.
  • You were driving a tractor before you could walk.
  • You stockpile pork & beans.

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 7, 2008

Alabama Inside Slant
"Our goal was to get every player to improve as we can have more guys play to their potential," Saban said. "We (wanted to) improve relative to effort, togetherness and responsibility and we made a lot of progress in those areas. Our second goal was to make some decisions about what our strengths are and what our needs are for the future."

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Bama Joke #074

In Poland they tell Auburn jokes!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Bama Quote #061

While traveling with Coach Bryant to Texas I encountered, first hand, the dominating and influential presence of the man. We were on an official visit in preparation for the 1973 Cotton Bowl versus the Texas Longhorns. It was a big “To Do” involving the head coaches at a media function. You can just imagine the media circus involving Coach Bryant and Legendary Texas coach Darrell Royal!

On arrival in Dallas we were transported to the finest hotel in Dallas, a place Coach Bryant was extremely fond of because of the fine southern cooking offered at the hotel restaurant. I won’t quote the name of the hotel for obvious reasons. As we approached the “check in” desk I could see the receptionist tense up and try to gather his appearance. Coach Bryant, being the take charge man that he was, was first to the desk and in his deep bone-chilling voice told the clerk his name and that he wanted to check in. The clerk began to scan the reservations list and I could tell something was very wrong, as indicated by the huge sweat beads that abruptly broke out on the clerk’s forehead. He hesitantly looked up at Coach Bryant and with a broken voice told the Coach that there must have been a mistake and that there were no rooms reserved for us. Also that there were no available rooms at all! Coach Bryant never said a word. He just leaned forward slightly over the desk and stared into the man’s eyes. It was only for about 30 to 40 seconds but it seemed like an eternity, the silence was deafening. I could see the man literally shaking and he looked very pale. Coach Bryant turned and headed for the door and I followed. Just before we got to the door the clerk yelled out, “WAIT, Coach Bryant I see we have a cancellation in the President’s Sweet. I’m very sorry I didn’t see it earlier.” Well, we checked in and went to the room which was really something. It even had separate bedrooms and in those days that was rare. It was filled with all the amenities and luxuries.

After a good lunch and deserved rest, Coach Bryant and I were picked up by a limo and driven to the Cotton Bowl function. We were escorted to the Coach’s Table and served beverages and appetizers while waiting for Coach Royal and his assistant coach. Everyone seemed nervous when the Texas coach wasn’t on time. But within 15 minutes he finally walked into the room but with a very disturbed look on his face. He snarled at several officials as he approached the Coach’s Table. Now here’s the story line! Coach Royal looked down at Coach Bryant and apologized for being late. He told Coach Bryant the when he got to the hotel they told him that his Sweet had accidentally be given to some jerk and that they had been looking for decent lodging all afternoon! The hotel was the very same that Coach Bryant and I were staying! Coach Bryant looked up at Coach Royal and said, “That’s a heck of a thing Darrell”. Coach Bryant looked over at me and smiled. The Texas clerk had been so influenced by Coach Bryant’s presence that he had given him preference and privilege over a man that was a living legend in Texas. As an assistant under Coach Bryant I witnessed people being influenced like this on numerous occasions. It was neither deliberate nor premeditated…it was divinity! That’s why his teams were so successful. All he had to do was look a man in his eyes for a few seconds and tell him what he expected from him. After that the man would literally die trying to do Coach Bryant’s bidding. You would just do ANYTHING not to let him down!

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Saturday, July 5, 2008

You Might Be... #065

You might be an Auburn fan if...

  • You went to the gun and knife show more than once in the same weekend.
  • The morning after your kids' slumber party, the dogs have fleas.
  • You've never made up your bed.
  • Trimming your beard requires lawn equipment.
  • You buy lard wholesale.
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Friday, July 4, 2008

Bama Joke #073

Q: How do you break a Tennessee football player’s finger?

A: Punch him in the nose.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Bama Quote #060

John Hannah came to speak to our FCA group when I was playing ball in High School. He told many stories about practicing and work outs, but my favorite was scrimmaging the first team offense against the first team defense. They started at the 40 and had four plays to score. If they made it they got to go back and do it again, if they did not make they HAD to go back and do it again. He said that day almost killed him!

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 2, 2008

Character should play big role in Bama’s recruiting
Last year the Tide put together the nation’s best recruiting class, which was headlined by superb wide receiver Julio Jones, who some believe could end up being a Heisman Trophy candidate. But a player’s heart and character have proven time and again to be just as important as athleticism when it comes to a college football career.

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You Might Be... #064

You might be a Tennessee fan if...
  • Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
  • You can do a moose mating call from an orifice other than your mouth.
  • Coworkers start a petition over your coffee cup.
  • One of your top concerns is going to the electric chair.
  • You have lots of hubcaps on your house, but none on your cars.
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tide Tidbits - July 1, 2008

Tide going after help at linebacker
The Tide team is pencil-thin at the linebacker position with several needing to step up in order to fill key roles left vacant by off-the-field activities, specifically Jimmy Johns, who has been dismissed from the team. Rolando McClain made a big impact in 2007, and the same is expected for players like freshmen Jerrell Harris, Don'ta Hightower and Mark Barron. The hunt is on for the class of 2009 with some hosses at the linebacker position already favoring the Tide.

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Bama Joke #072

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Auburn tiger are going to win the SEC this year!"

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

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