Bama Joke #006

At a recent SEC meeting, coaches Phil Fulmer and Nick Saban are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Tennessee and Alabama. As they are walking, Coach Saban trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp.

“Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. The coaches both say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie.

Coach Fulmer offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Tennessee so that none of those stupid Alabamians can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Coach Fulmer and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Coach Saban he’ll grant him one wish. Coach Saban says, “Fill it with water.”

Roll Tide!