Bama Joke #009

A sign outside a newly opened old fashioned ice cream soda fountain reads “Come See and Talk to our Robot Soda Jerk.” This intrigues a passing man who enters the establishment and orders a coke float. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared float, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory and nanotechnology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out, turns around, and comes back in for another visit. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared soda and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about fishing, NASCAR, baseball, hunting, favorite fast foods and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I thank." And the robot says... real slow, "So....is... AUBURN... gonna.. have... a... good... team... this... year????"

Roll Tide!