- You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
- You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- You have more guns than things worth stealing in your house.
- You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Roll Tide!
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