You Might Be... #007

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

1. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
2. Someone in your family died moments after saying, “Hey guys, watch this!”
3. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
4. You think the last words of the “Star Spangled Banner” are, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
5. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

Roll Tide!