- You need to get one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
- You think Sherlock Holmes is an up-scale double-wide manufactured home.
- The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
- You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test.
- You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
Roll Tide!
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