You Might Be... #009

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

• Your front porch collapses and four dogs are killed.
• Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
• You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
• Your whole family is Democrats 'cept little Mary. She lernt how to read.
• You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

Roll Tide!