You Might Be... #025

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

• No matter which side of the track you live on, it's the wrong side.
• There is the equivalent of 3 large orders of fries scattered on the floorboard of your car.
• The "Save Naugahyde" protection group chooses your house as a picket site.
• You get your daily requirement of fiber from toothpicks.
• You wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson and your husband.

Roll Tide!