- All your wedding guests were seated on the same side of the church.
- Your only trip to the dentist was to get your dentures made.
- At the dog track, you always bet on the dog that "does his business" right before the race starts.
- Your neighbors refer to a double-wide on a sand mound as "the mansion on the hill."
- You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
Roll Tide!
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