You Might Be... #052

You might be an Auburn fan if...

• The dishwasher and your wife are one and the same.
• You've ever walked through a drive-thru window.
• The cleaners inform you that they can't get the sweat stains out.
• The only scales in your bathroom are leftovers from the fish cleaning.
• You burn out your clutch in a funeral procession.

Roll Tide!