You Might Be... #053

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

• You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
• You can distinguish between the taste of 'possum and groundhog, blindfolded.
• Three weeks after the circus, you're still talking about the elephant's accident.
• Your idea of cleaning house is throwing everything in the back yard.
• You've ever used panty hose as a coffee filter.

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