You Might Be... #086

You might be an Auburn fan if...

• Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
• The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
• You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
• You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
• You do a good impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone.

Roll Tide!