You Might Be... #095

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

• More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
• Your home has more miles on it than your car.
• The best way to keep things cold is to leave them in the shade.
• You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
• Your wife says she wants to see the world and you buy her a map.

Roll Tide!