You Might Be... #097

You might be a Tennessee fan if...

• Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
• The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
• A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pulling weeds.
• Your lone tooth has a cavity.
• When paying for gas, spare pistol shells fall out of your pocket.

Roll Tide!