Bama Joke #001

One day in an elementary school in Auburn, AL, a teacher asks her class if the Auburn Tigers are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Timmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Timmy?"

Little Timmy says, "The Alabama Crimson Tide "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Timmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tide fan, my mom is a Tide fan, I guess that makes me a Tide fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Timmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Auburn fan."

Roll Tide!