Bama Joke #045

One day a man ran into an old friend and asked if he was still dating that Auburn girl. “No,” replied the friend. “She wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Just the other day she decided to ride a horse for the first time. Without any instruction she hopped on and took off at full gallop. Everything was fine for a minute until she began losing her grip and began sliding down the side of the horse. She started grasping desperately at the reins and the horse’s mane. The horse kept its pace up as she bounced up and down on the ground with the horse’s hooves pounding away inches from her head. The horse might have killed her if were not for the Wal-Mart greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing.”

Roll Tide!