You Might Be... #080

You might be an Auburn fan if...

• You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them.
• You develop a 1 to 10 warning system for your intestinal gas attacks.
• During your wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?"
• Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
• Someone asks to see your marriage license and you have to dig through the back floorboard of the G.T.O.

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