Bama Joke #093

Two tourists were driving through Alabama. As they were approaching Opelika, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked an Auburn grad, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? This is a quaint little town. Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The Auburn grad leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

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