You Might Be... #096

You might be an Auburn fan if...

• You feed your dogs so poorly that they commit suicide.
• The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
• Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
• You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
• The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".

Roll Tide!